Greetin's one and all, we give ye fair warnin' that t' enter here could cost you your life.
Captain Dirty Joe Bonnie be in a foul mood and a bit rum soaked. His favorite wench has port him and he cannot face t' world just yet. Have ye some words o' advice t' win her aft? Or do you know some other who would care t' join him and become his new lady love?
Best be goin' unless ye want t' join me in a wild splice t' mainbraceen bin'e t' forget me heart ache. Arrrgh!!!!
Captain Dirty Joe Bonnie how could a wench ever leave YOU!?
ReplyDeleteYou are one fine looking Pirate!
I am sure there are MANY other wenches who would like to share your ship!
xoxoxo
You've really got that lingo down pat pals.
ReplyDeleteWith yer sweetness, I absolutely join ye !
ReplyDeleteLove th' fishy rum !
xoxo
Puddy
Dear Dirty Joe,
ReplyDeleteYou should give her up and come sail the seas with me! Cap'tn Nellie! I love ye Ya horn swogglin' scurvy cat!
Arrrgh!!!
Kisses
Nellie
Arrr, i be lookin fur sum comely lasses myself!
ReplyDeleteTake the advice of an old salt. Give the wench the heave ho and drink lots of grog.
ReplyDeleteaaarrrgghhhh yohoho and a bottle of rum and we'll forget all abowt the wenches, arrrrggghhhh!
ReplyDeleteBonjour dear Captain Dirty Joe Bonnie,
ReplyDeleteYou are a very handsome pirate, love your picture!
Please...be nice with mammy there okay!
purrs
your fan
Luna
Hmm, woo her with tunas?
ReplyDeleteAhoy there matey! We b' here to join yoo for a nip of medicinal rum! Gerls be more trubble than they be worth! Arggghhhh! Happy Meow like a Pirate Day!
ReplyDeleteAwwwww gorgeous Captain Dirty Joe Bonnie!!! Me and Charlie would love to help you drown your sorrows and also find ways to win your sweetheart back!!! Yay!! Take care
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Happy Meow like a Pirate day. Love your picture Cap Joe Bonnie. You sure are a scary Pirate. We will stay out of your way.
ReplyDeleteWe would love to help you drown your sorrows Cap'n - come aboard our ship we have grog galore and nip tarts which should help to take away your pain.
ReplyDeleteLuv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Happy Meow Like a Pirate Day everyone! Be careful on the poop deck!!!
ReplyDeleteThe fine wenches here are ready and willin'
ReplyDeleteMEAARRRGH!
Ahoy Cap'n Joe! We thinks tuna and 'nip may win ye wench's heart. But if not, we be wantin' to join ye for some rum.
ReplyDeleteHappy Meow Like a Pirate Day, friends!
Happy Meows Like a Pirate Day !
ReplyDeleteAvast! Ye be fine pirates!! Arrrrr!!!
ReplyDeleteAhoy mateys ye be a fine lot of seafarin' heartys!
ReplyDeleteHappy Meow Like a Pirate Day!
The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie
You're a Pirate Man! Go and GRAB her back! That be what these bawdy wenches like!
ReplyDeleteHow could a wench leave such a good looking pirate as you?
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