Welcome aboard mateys, I be Capt Jack Turner, t' leader o' this scurvy bunch. We be headin' out t' sea at daybreak t' find t' hidden treaaye. Come join us on T' Dirty Buccaneer. She may not look like much but she be gettin' us t' where we go in t' southern seas.
Once we find this chest o' jewels, we will live high for t' rest o' our lives, with all t' ladycats, grog and adventure we could want. Who be joinin' us. Tis be a chance o' a lifetime. Arrgh.
